Sad but true.. FUNNY! LoLz

نكتة للكباتن اللي بيعرفوا عنجليزي ولا مؤاخذة

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كوميديا سوداء

أي حاجة بقى.. المهم آدي النكتة

Queen Elizabeth II, George W Bush & MUBARAK died & went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth II said "I miss Britain , I want to call Britain and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then her Majesty asked "Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied "Five million dollars" She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. George Bush was so jealous, he began screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" He called and talked for about 10 minutes, then he asked "Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied "Ten million dollars" With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. PRESIDENT MUBARAK was even more jealous & started screaming, "I want to call Egypt, I want to see how everybody is doing there. I wanna talk to the ministers, to my son the president , I wanna talk to everybody". He called Egypt and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied "One dollar". MUBARAK is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one lousy dollar??" The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local "